So I (Andrew) don't know how this whole blog thing works, but I have something to get off my chest. I was recently a little bored and maybe even a little lonely so I decided to take a look at "The Ellis Family" blog. As I perused I noticed a section entitled "What Disney Princess Are You?" I won't lie I was interested, so I took the test. The fact that it accurately pointed out that I am most like Pocahontas has nothing to do with this post. I just think the thing is rigged.
Some examples:
1.You're going on a date.. Which of these would you enjoy doing the most?
A: Being under water for hours on end never needing to come up for air while singing with some gay crab and a fat fish.
B: Taking a romantic walk with Jon Smith to some tripped out tree that talks too much all while being followed by some ridiculously happy grinning bobcat.
C: Flying to the nearest drive-in on some over-priced Persian rug while yelling at Abu to get the h*ck off your ride so you and "The Prince" can have some alone time.
2. What is your style?
A: You have loose morals so first your midriff better always be showing, you loved Hammer back in the day so parachute pants are a must, and you're embarrassed by your 4'2" 200 lb. dad who wears friggin elf shoes so you over-tan in the hopes that people think you're adopted.
B: You don't even have legs so who the heck cares what your style is. You do however collect a whole bunch of useless crap that you then write songs about.
C: You live in the woods, you probably stink to high heaven on account that soap hasn't even been invented yet. Your favorite activity, other than hanging out with raccoons and humming birds, is shuckin corn. But you look good while you do it.
Do you see what I mean people? Can you understand why I would be a little upset? I'm gonna write Michael Eisner!
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